- Does not stain your teeth.
- Just now coming to terms with the idea that your VHS movie collection is worthless.
- You’ve secretly wanted to find a way to get the entire office to do a dance routine on camera.
- You’ve got the music in you.
- This is the only way you can get Snooki to respond to your tweets.
- So you can forget about the Redskins’ latest loss.
- Think you might have a shot at the Tonight Show since Jay’s back as host.
- Trying to find Candy Mountain.
- Need an excuse for all the time you spend on YouTube.
- Rejected from Dancing with the Stars, yet again.
Amy Linn Doherty 